sstain:

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

(Source: nontarian, via fuckyeahloldemort)

lliampayne:

do you ever sit with your friends and realize you’re the beyonce 

All the timmmeeeee

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

australiansanta:

*stands on a stool to help reach hopes and dreams* *falls off stool* *breaks leg*

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

unabused:

i wonder if chinese tourists get upset when they buy a souvenir in america then find out it was made in china

(via karla-world)

twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

(via karla-world)